Today I ate a sandwich. I made it on ciabatta bread, and it consisted of orange bell pepper, broccoli sprouts, hummus, oregano, sharp cheddar, and balsamic vinaigrette.

Tomorrow I will also eat a sandwich.

Types of error:

  1. Human error – sometimes I eat dessert before the sandwich.
  2. Systemic error – all desserts are eaten before all sandwiches.
  3. Social gaffe – I don’t even know what a sandwich is.
  4. Approximation error – I cut one too many pieces of cheese for my sandwich, as it is six inches long and I have cut seven one-inch pieces of cheese.
  5. Design error – the sandwich is missing bread.
  6. Baseball error – I dropped the sandwich.