a new attempt at an old thing
April 23rd, 2007
Today I ate a sandwich. I made it on ciabatta bread, and it consisted of orange bell pepper, broccoli sprouts, hummus, oregano, sharp cheddar, and balsamic vinaigrette.
Tomorrow I will also eat a sandwich.
Types of error:
- Human error – sometimes I eat dessert before the sandwich.
- Systemic error – all desserts are eaten before all sandwiches.
- Social gaffe – I don’t even know what a sandwich is.
- Approximation error – I cut one too many pieces of cheese for my sandwich, as it is six inches long and I have cut seven one-inch pieces of cheese.
- Design error – the sandwich is missing bread.
- Baseball error – I dropped the sandwich.
Additional Types of Error:
Symantic Error – I made a sandwich that turned out to be a female conjurer comprised of granular silicate.
Syllogistic Error:
All dogs have four legs.
All cats have four legs.
Therefore, I made a sandwich.
Accounting Error – I thought I had two pieces of bread and so made a sandwich. I only had one piece of bread. Now my kitchen is overdrawn.
Ah! He must’ve dropped ’s saaandwich!!